Thursday, June 19, 2008

RANT - What were you thinking boy??

Ok, the topic that I'm gonna discuss today is a little obscene but however I can't seem to stop thinking about it. The picture above was a grafitti written on one of the men's washroom cubicle. It bothered me the first time I saw it, and the second time I went to the same cubicle later that day I was just bothered enough to take the picture and decided to put it up on the blog and rant about it. I just have to!

Well, the grafitti says " Di situ buritmu, di situ juga batang ku"....in Malay language it means where ever your pussy's at, that's where my dick's gonna be....and the guy was proud enough to sign his name under the writings.

How did this grafitti bother me?

First and foremost...I can't seem to figure out what was his motive! Why? because its in the men's bathroom! No one enters there is ever gonna have pussy! 99% of the people who enters that cubicle only has a peanus! No matter how much the grafitti sounded like it was meant for the female species...no female is ever going to take a pee or shit there!! So who the heck is this guy talking to? How did he expect to get this message across?? Did he really hoped somehow or rather girls would enter the cubicle and realised there's a man willing to bring his peanus to any pussy? Or did he hope that one of his friends will read that grafitti and pass it on their female friends? What is the psychological reason really for this grafitti?

Unless....he was talking to the cleaning lady....WTF????All cleaning ladies here are makcik2 tua weh!!

But anyways, I managed to come to another assumption. He's probably Sarawakian, the word burit in Melayu Sarawak means ass, and he's probably saying "Where ever your ass is at, that's where my dick's gonna be" ....and yes, maybe the guy who wrote this..is GAY! He just arrived Bangi for like a week, couldn't really speak the local normal Malay dialect yet and realised he should just write it in in semi-Sarawakian dialect...OK,enough!

All right, I'm done with discussing about the reason why this guy wrote this. What do you think about what his motives were?

p/s:this is a true grafitti...

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